The Lebanese !

Some of the stuff that I noticed about the Lebanese people…I gathered them and wrote them down here.

You can test yourself to see how Lebanese you are. Well I’ll show you my own score….

1- A Lebanese is proud to be Lebanese but will never be a Lebanese!
2- A Lebanese is proud to be Lebanese but will never build friendship with Lebanese!
3- A Lebanese is proud to be Lebanese but will never hire a Lebanese!
4- A Lebanese is proud of his accent but will always speak the addressee’s accent!
5- A Lebanese is proud of his nationality but always carries two extra!
6- A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t smoke Marlboro!
7- A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t drive a German car!
8- A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t do Arghele’!
9- A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t visit the barber twice a week!
10-A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t talk about politics!
11-A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t talk about the economy!
12-A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he doesn’t think about emigrating!
13-A Lebanese is not a Lebanese if he cheers for Lebanon!

Some facts about Lebanon…
1- Area of only 10,400 Km2!
2- Only country with emigrates more than those living in the country 3.5:1 is the approx. ratio!
3- The only “real” republic in the region!
4- We have 18 recognized religion and sect!
5- The only country of Ghiathe!

Back to my score, well I do around 4-5 of those stuff… No wonder no one can guess my nationality!!!